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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
I'm a secret Spazz drinker.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Make Spazz yours.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
You've got questions, We've got Spazz.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Taste the Spazz. (hm, sounds like "SMELL THE SPAZZ DAMNIT")

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Stop. Go. Spazz.

6. To someone you dislike?
The cookie that thinks it's a Spazz.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
Good honest Spazz since 1896.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Kids will do anything for Spazz.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
I was a Spazz weakling. (aww...)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
All the Spazz that's fit to print. (er,)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Stimulation for body and Spazz. (no, that's called sex)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Pleasing Spazz the world over.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Gotta lotta Spazz.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
The non-sticky sticky Spazz.

15. Your last words before you die...
Spazz tested, mother approved. (lol!)

16. Your message to a special someone..
Fill it to the rim with Spazz.

17. Title of this post will be..
Not just nearly Spazz, but really Spazz.